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goodwitchsilverwitch
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Posted - 07/01/2017 :  01:17:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A girl rushed into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my left ear".
"So you have", said the amazed doctor.
"How can such a thing happen?" "I can't understand it", said the bewildered girl. "I planted a cabbage".

goodwitchsilverwitch
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Posted - 14/01/2017 :  01:27:43 Link directly to this reply  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Janet; Why do you jump up and down before taking your medicine?
Jane: Because the Doctor said "shake well before using"
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goodwitchsilverwitch
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Posted - 20/01/2017 :  00:54:22 Link directly to this reply  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Why is your son crying?" the doctor asked the mother in his surgery.
"He has four baked beans stuck up his nose."
"And why is his little sister screaming?"
"She wants the rest of her lunch back."
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goodwitchsilverwitch
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Posted - 09/02/2017 :  23:50:22 Link directly to this reply  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
PATIENT: "Doc, I just wanted to let you know that there is an invisible man in your waiting room".
DOCTOR: "Tell him I can't see him now... Next!"
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goodwitchsilverwitch
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Posted - 24/02/2017 :  01:32:49 Link directly to this reply  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A boy had the bad luck to break a leg playing football. After his leg had been put in a cast, he asked the doctor.
"When you take the plaster off, will I be able to play the violin?"
"Of course you will," said the doctor reassuringly.
"That's funny," said the boy, "I've never been able to play it before."
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goodwitchsilverwitch
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Posted - 18/03/2017 :  00:15:22 Link directly to this reply  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.
"I'm a nurse." she replied.
"I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear.
"That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward." she said.
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