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djholly
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Posted - 20/03/2012 :  18:29:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
deaf n dumb couple in bed on their wedding night, both virgins and nervous. The wife takes out a notepad n pen and writes a note and passes it to her expectant husband. It reads ' i've waited so long to meet a man who will love me for me and see past my disabilities. If you want sex tonight kiss my left nipple once, if you don't then kiss my right nipple twice. I love you'. With a tear in his eye he takes the notepad and writes a reply, then hands it to his blushing bride. It reads ' my darling, i too have waited all my life for a woman like you to come along. Should you want sex tonight pull my penis once, and if you dont please pull it 642 times.'
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