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goodwitchsilverwitch
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Posted - 19/05/2017 :  16:52:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A posh wedding was being held in a cathedral by special dispensation of the Bishop. The bride was from a local prominent family and all the crachach was 'out in force', the cathedral was packed out The bridegroom was serving abroad with the Welch Regiment and the wedding arrangements had been made over the telephone. In checking the details with the bridegroom, the Dean asked "Are you sure you want hymn number 774?", "Oh yes", replied the groom, "I am looking at the hymn book and it is exactly the right hymn for the occasion.
The groom arrived on leave shortly before the start of the wedding service. When it came time to sing the chosen hymn, the congregation began to sing the first few lines, then they began to giggle before breaking into uncontrollable laughter, with the organist laughing so much, he fell off his stool.
The bride was covered in embarrassment as the words to hymn 774 were:-
Come O Thou traveller unknown,
Whom still I hold but cannot see,
My company before is gone,
And I am left alone with Thee,
With Thee all night I mean to stay,
And wrestle till the break of day.
The groom had used the Methodist hymn book that is not used in the cathedral.

goodwitchsilverwitch
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Posted - 12/11/2017 :  20:56:14 Link directly to this reply  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball.
"Is this yours?" he asked. One of the boys replied "Did it do any damage?"
"No" replied the minister. "Then it is mine" replied the boy.
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goodwitchsilverwitch
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Posted - 13/02/2018 :  01:36:50 Link directly to this reply  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why don't prop forwards get valentine cards
For religious reasons - God made them ugly.
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goodwitchsilverwitch
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Posted - 18/04/2019 :  00:57:23 Link directly to this reply  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fred had always played rugby in the Sunday league. This troubled his wife, so she asked the vicar whether it was a sin to play on Sunday.
"It's not a sin", replied the vicar. "The way he plays, it's a crime!"
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